Beware the office wildlife: Opossums at Work! This desk sign warns coworkers that you operate best under a moonlit caffeine glow, freeze up when startled, and play dead during pointless meetings.

This desk sign is your official declaration that you’re not just surviving the 9-to-5 — you’re thriving in the weirdest way possible.

With 12 pages of opossum-inspired workplace truths, this flip sign captures the essence of your professional spirit animal.

Perfect for the quirky, the chaotic, and anyone who’s ever felt personally attacked by fluorescent lighting. Stick it on your desk and embrace your inner marsupial, because corporate life is a swamp, and you might as well hang upside down and vibe.

Includes:

·12 opossum-approved mood statuses

·Durable flip design for easy emotional broadcasting

·Zero professionalism, maximum personality

Because some of us weren’t built for the boardroom. We were built for the bushes behind it.

Materials:

Size: 10" x 5" (25cm x 12.5cm) Paper thickness: 270 gsm Spiral bound at the top