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Avant Grub’s Dehydrated Water Bottle: 32oz of Glorious Existential Dread. Perfect Gag Gift for Seances, Funerals, and the Apocalypse (Or Christmas/Secret Santas if You’re Into That Kind of Thing)
Avant Grub’s Dehydrated Water Bottle: 32oz of Glorious Existential Dread. Perfect Gag Gift for Seances, Funerals, and the Apocalypse (Or Christmas/Secret Santas if You’re Into That Kind of Thing)
Avant Grub’s Dehydrated Water Bottle: 32oz of Glorious Existential Dread. Perfect Gag Gift for Seances, Funerals, and the Apocalypse (Or Christmas/Secret Santas if You’re Into That Kind of Thing)
Avant Grub’s Dehydrated Water Bottle: 32oz of Glorious Existential Dread. Perfect Gag Gift for Seances, Funerals, and the Apocalypse (Or Christmas/Secret Santas if You’re Into That Kind of Thing)
Avant Grub’s Dehydrated Water Bottle: 32oz of Glorious Existential Dread. Perfect Gag Gift for Seances, Funerals, and the Apocalypse (Or Christmas/Secret Santas if You’re Into That Kind of Thing)
Avant Grub’s Dehydrated Water Bottle: 32oz of Glorious Existential Dread. Perfect Gag Gift for Seances, Funerals, and the Apocalypse (Or Christmas/Secret Santas if You’re Into That Kind of Thing)
Avant Grub’s Dehydrated Water Bottle: 32oz of Glorious Existential Dread. Perfect Gag Gift for Seances, Funerals, and the Apocalypse (Or Christmas/Secret Santas if You’re Into That Kind of Thing)
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L**3
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Love it! It hydrates when full and doesn’t when it’s empty, I keep my AirPods attached to the handle
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2026-02-11
R**e D** A**y
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I love it. Keeps my dehydrated water cold and no one ever tries to confuse my bottle for theirs at the gym. Also I love the box it came in. Only thing I don’t like is that the straw slips a little too easily.
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2026-02-02
T**P
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This thing is unreal! Just opened the shipping box and was shocked at what was inside. A high quality box with a high quality bottle. And its full of dehydrated water. The packaging and bottle are epic. Highly recommend!
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2026-01-13
d**1
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Absolutely incredible. Would definitely buy again!! Product quality: 10/10
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2026-01-21
m**9
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Took a little while to ship but then after it shipped here the next day. Very nice quality and cant wait to use it today
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2026-01-14
u**5
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This has got to be the coolest water bottle I own. Exactly as advertised! I LOVE THIS!!! The quality is 100/100!!!
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2026-01-05
T**L
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5/5 Stars for the taste of nothingness. 5/5 Stars for its extreme lightweight. Finally 5/5 Stars for the wonderful dehydration that got me out of work and into the ER.
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2025-12-24
K**o
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I actually bought this for myself! I love the colors and phrases on it! I would recommend!!
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2025-12-21
R**d L** L**y **
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Awesome bottles got 2 for me and the wife and we love them they are witty and let's just say the qr code 🤣🤣🤣
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2026-03-13
T**a H**t
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Cup and box is absolutely fabulous. The straw inside won't stay connected and makes the cup barely functional so this is a decoration not functional cup and that is very disappointing.
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2026-03-09
T**s T**n
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Super high quality. I never thought water could taste so good. Since I started drinking their patented dehydrated water formula I have started loosing weight, my hair is growing in thicker, I feel less fatigue and it cured the strange scratchy feeling I had in my throat. Truly a miracle product.
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2026-03-09
H**r
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I love this. It’s snarky and reminds me to drink water.
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2026-03-06
D**4
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Just as advertised, and extremely fast shipping! Very pleased with this!
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2026-03-03
O**7
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The packaging is hilarious and it's a good quality water bottle
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2026-03-03
C**t
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One of the best thing I have ordered on TikTok ! This is worth every penny you spend on it that for a great product!!
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2026-03-01
S**n
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Fast shipping, awesome cup. Gets everyone to ask questions.
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2026-03-01
S**3
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Love it. Weighs next to nothing untill re-hydrating the dehydrated water. Drink all day and don't gain any water weight. Constantly thirsty but I'm sure it's a sign that's it's working. 10/10 will buy again
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2026-02-27
L**e A**s
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Bought this for a friend and he loved it. Was totally impressed and amused with the box it came in and loved the water bottle.
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2026-02-26
c**y
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I absolutely love this water bottle. We'll made and so fun to read. The just add water part actually works for me and reminds me it's not going to fill itself. It's perfect for me for my hydration goals for 2026. Super funny to read, too.
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2026-02-25
W**m
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I bought one for myself and when it arrived I absolutely loved it. So I bought 2 more for my mom and younger brother
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2026-02-22
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·A BOTTLE AS DRY AS YOUR HUMOR. Their kidneys will fail, but your gift won’t. This thing is as packed full of jokes as my basement is with bodies.
·SHOCKINGLY GOOD ACCORDING TO MY MOM. Wow, sweetie, you even made a box? Why is it triangular though? Does my baby need some more dino nuggets? MOM STOP IT, THIS IS A REAL PRODUCT!!! Also, yes some nugs would be great. Love you!
·GUARANTEED UNTIL THE HEAT DEATH OF UNIVERSE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of our gag gifts. If at any point you're not 100% happy, just send us an email/carrier pigeon/Facebook poke, and we promise to make it right!
·YOUR GIFTEE WILL LOVE THIS. You don’t even know. It’s an endless void of hilarity (AKA my love life). Guaranteed to crush, unless someone else bought the same thing, in which case you have to fight to the death :/ Sorry, I don’t make the rules.
·JUST ADD WATER TO SUMMON A 4TH DIMENSIONAL BEING. Or you know, to drink from it? Your call I guess, but I know what I would choose. Also, it’s actually a legit stainless steel bottle, which is wild since our first draft was just paper mache and lead
·PERFECT FOR EVERY OCCASION & BUDGET. Whether you need under a thoughtful present, yankee swap item, or white elephant exchanges, this unique insulated bottle works for Secret Santa, Dirty Santa, birthdays, Fathers Day, retirement or bachelor parties
·IDEAL GIFT FOR ANY GUY IN YOUR LIFE. Awesome present for him, dad, father, papa, grandpa, grandfather, husband, hubby, boyfriend, best friend, bff, boss, coworker, employee, coach, teacher, uncle, big brother, little brother, cousin, male roommate.
·HILARIOUS NOVELTY FOR CHRISTMAS AND MORE. This ridiculous item delights anyone who enjoys twisted tacky humor. Perfect stocking stuffer, pollyanna swap gift, grab bag surprise, or unexpected prank that's one of the ultimate useless trending novelties
·STRANGE AND ODD. This ridiculously interesting cool bundle will delight any special firefighter, nurse, electrician, contractor, office lawyer, military personnel, teen boy, college student, or adult man for their bday
·BEST GIFT IDEA FOR CRAZY HUMOR LOVERS. Silly stupid tiny gift set perfect for girlfriend, employee appreciation, promotion celebrations, or just because. This is thoughtful yet twisted - unexpected unusual idea for xmas holiday swaps
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Avant Grub’s Dehydrated Water Bottle: 32oz of Glorious Existential Dread. Perfect Gag Gift for Seances, Funerals, and the Apocalypse (Or Christmas/Secret Santas if You’re Into That Kind of Thing)

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The only curative I’ll endorse.
Gwenna Laithland
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Joke, funny water bottle as a conversation starter and would make for a great gag gift #dehydratedwater #waterbottle #gaggifts
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The ultimate Dehydrated Water Bottle Gag Gift! Perfect White Elephant & Stocking Stuffer. 🎁🤣 #waterbottle #giftidea #funny #TikTokShopHolidayHaul #tiktokshopcreatorpicks
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Your Satisfaction isn’t Guaranteed! Try the newest formula of dehydration today! #water #watertok #dehydration #hydrate #tiktokshop
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Dehydrated Water Gag Gift 💧 Funny Gym Bottle Novelty Secret Santa Present White Elephant #TikTokShopHolidayHaul #funny #tiktokshopcreatorpicks #giftidea
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Such a cool gag gift for someone, and a nice bottle too!! #tiktokshop #tiktokshopstarterpicks
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dehydrated water!! Gag gift idea!
Kassie The Basic Witch
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#dehydratedwater #hydroflask for all your water needs! #gaggift
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This dehydrated water bottle is definitely the most unique water bottle I’ve owned.  #conversationstarter #dehydratedwater #waterbottle #funnygifts #tiktokshopcreatorpicks
Nicole | Two Tots and Me
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This waterbottle is hilarious! #tiktokmademebuyit #gift #hydration #present #funny
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Dehydrated water gag gift It’s a really nice water bottle that doesn’t leak and is a fun gift ##waterbottle##hydration##whiteelephant
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