Totally dislike, I remember drinking a grapefruit soda as a teen, and loved it, to me this is to bitter, sorry I bought it and it's the only one that I dislike

2025-12-26

5.0 out of 5 stars I have officially broken up with Squirt soda and eloped with Allways Grapefruit drops. Listen, I was in a toxic 30-year relationship with that neon-yellow citrus liar in the plastic bottle. Every can whispered sweet nothings like “only 140 calories!” while secretly dumping 39 grams of sugar down my throat like a frat boy funneling cheap beer. I felt betrayed. Used. Sticky. Then I met Allways Grapefruit. One little squeeze into my sparkling water and BAM, instant Squirt, but without the sugar, without the guilt, and without the part where I have to lie to my dentist about “only drinking it once in a while.” It’s bright, it’s tart, it’s aggressively grapefruit-y in the best way possible. It’s basically Squirt after it went to therapy, lost 39 grams, and learned self-respect. Now every time I take a sip I cackle like a mad scientist who just invented zero-calorie joy. My sparkling water is living its best life, my taste buds are doing the tango, and my blood sugar isn’t filing a restraining order. 10/10, no notes, would squirt again (the drink, Karen, calm down). Married to Allways Grapefruit now. Squirt keeps texting me “we can still be friends,” but I just block and add another drop. Bye, Felicia.

2025-12-10