Small But Spiteful. Limited Edition Mayhem for Your Cat.

This isn’t your average cat toy. At around 12 inches, it’s small enough for sneak attacks, yet big enough to wrestle, bunny-kick, or dramatically drag across the house like a tiny goth trophy.

Stuffed with crinkle for that irresistible sound and infused with catnip strong enough to summon the feline spirits, this toy delivers stimulation, chaos, and questionable life choices in one convenient plush package.

Even better? It’s limited edition and one of a kind. When it’s gone, it’s gone. No clones. No reprints. Just weird, wild glory for your fur demon.

Made for cats who scoff at rainbows and prefer toys that look like they crawled out of a haunted carnival.

Play hard. Nap harder. Repeat.