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·STYLE: 6" inseam with fly construction and soft, flexible waistband keeps you comfortable all day long

·TECHNOLOGY: Proprietary Ball Hammock® pouch lifts and supports your family jewels, while being naturally bulge enhancing

·FABRIC: Ball Hammocks™ are made with MicroModal material that is 3x softer than cotton, moisture wicking, breathable to keep you fresh and dry

·FIT: Anti-ride up, 4-way stretch design prevents chafing & keeps you adjustment free

·CARE: Machine wash cold with like colors on gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Non-chlorine bleach when needed. Do not iron or use fabric softener

·GUARANTEE: If you don’t love your first pair, they’re free