Ā·Black polyester robe w/ draped sleeves & shredded bottom
Ā· Belt ties around the waist and a ghost mask is also included
Look, letās not jump to conclusions, here. Sure, this looks like the Ghostface Killer, but at the end of the day, havenāt we all been the victim of some hasty assumptions?
Okay, sureā¦thereās been reports of a deep-voiced dude calling unsuspecting female teens in the area and asking them what their favorite scary movie is, and yesā¦those teens were later found mysteriously and viciously bludgeoned to death. But again, folks, this is America - we canāt just go around, accusing people in ghostface masks and full-body capes of murder! Havenāt you ever heard of freedom of expression? Maybe this is just how this person likes to dress! And yeah, so itās a little creepy that they constantly wear a full face-covering mask, and yes, weāve also thought to ourselves, āHey, this looks like a person who has something to hideā, but weād like to think of ourselves as someone who does not judge, lest we be judged. Benefit of the doubt, people. Thatās what makes this country great!
In fact, why donāt you step outside of your narrow-minded stereotypes and take a walk in this guyās robes, huh? If youāre sooo sure that this person is the one whoās going around, stabbing all those teens with an unusually and frankly unnecessarily large knife, then it wonāt hurt for you to slip on this officially licensed Adult Scream Costume from one of Wes Craven's most frightening films and try to see what they see, right? So take this trademark black robe with the draped sleeves and shredded bottom, and this eerie ghost mask, and work on growing a little empathy, will ya? And don't forget this stack of horror moviesā¦go ahead and watch them all and maybe you'll actually learn somethinā!