In a dystopian future where food is bland and tasteless, an unlikely hero must rise to the challenge and make food flavorful again, no matter the digestive casualties.

Rectal Reckoning is a Vat19 original hot sauce with a scorching ghost pepper kick. Presented by the definitely-not-derivative and totally original character, Duke Dookie, its carefully blended spices are a mouthful of flavorful pain.

One thing we've learned in over 20 years of selling extremely spicy products is that the hotter you get, the harder it is to mask the naturally bitter taste of capsaicin, the chemical that gives spicy food its kick. Rectal Reckoning resides in the perfect sweet spot of heat that's hot enough to make your eyes water but tasty enough to make your mouth crave more. Overall, the spice level is comparable to the ghost pepper section of our Gummy Fireworm, another product that's as delicious as it is painful.

Made from all-natural ingredients, with a salty and ever-so-slightly sweet flavor, there's nothing stopping you from dousing your entire plate with Duke Dookie's catastrophic culinary creation. Just remember that if you do, you might be in for your own reckoning very soon.