Senseless Co. "You Wouldn't Steal a Shitbox" Bumper Slap Sticker
Turn up the nostalgia and self-deprecating car humor with the "You Wouldn't Steal a Shitbox" Bumper Slap Sticker by Senseless Co. Featuring a vibrant red-and-blue background inspired by iconic 2000s anti-piracy ads, this sticker takes a classic meme and gives it the ultimate budget-build spin. Perfect for daily drivers, project cars, and anyone proud of their beautifully flawed ride.
Key Features
Classic Anti-Piracy Parody: Bold text set against a stark red-and-blue high-contrast design that instantly catches eyes in traffic.
Made for Project Cars: The ultimate badge of honor for project builds, winter beaters, and budget dailies.
Optimal Sizing: Sized at 8.5 in x 2.75 in for a clean fit on bumpers, quarter glass, rear windshields, or garage toolboxes.
Built to Last: Crafted from durable, weather-resistant vinyl engineered to handle rain, mud, sun, and automatic car washes without fading or cracking.
Easy Peel & Stick: Premium adhesive backing allows for smooth, bubble-free application on clean glass or metal surfaces.
Size: 8.5n x 2.75in
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Seller info
•Business name: Senseless Supply Co
•Business address: 5574 Toll Gate Road, Pipersville, Pennsylvania, 18947, United States
$9.00
$3.47 shipping on this order
Senseless Co "You Wouldn't Steal a Shitbox" Car Bumper Slap Sticker
Scent is amazing! Definitely exceeded expectations with the Black Ice scent. And it looks cool if you want something just to hang. Scent lasted around a month-is before it fully went out. 👍🏼 Highly recommended for anyone out there! :) And the price is worth it.
Came in just a few days, was packaged nicely, and super easy to stick on. The letters didn’t stick to the transfer sheet at all and stuck very well to my windshield. And they look amazing
Shipping Was Also Really Fast, Came Within 3 Days Of Ordering. Would Highly Recommend. Quality of work: Amazing. Material: Super Easy To Work With. Assembly: Literally Unbox and Apply.
Quality of work: The quality of the sticker is amazing and all that they put extra in with it highly recommend. Material: Material is perfect very well done.
Yo in all seriousness this banner is freaking amazing it’s not overpowering I have 20% tint an it blends in so well it’s insane but it adds so much great material and a great purchase and thy were kind enough to customize it for me to fit my window cuz it came to small the first time!!..
Im glad that the sticker is slippery because i had bought a RedNeck sticker off of Amazon and it had a texture that was rough, causing dirt to stick to it. But this stayed on so well ☺️ thank you for the great quality ✨
Some small parts sticked to the wrong side but that was because i rushed a little bit, but they were easy to get off an apply anyways, i love them tho and its a 10/10 would recommend 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
