Unaffordably Alive — a deadpan, receipt-style soy candle that pairs budget-humor typography with a muted, utilitarian label. The stark monospaced headline and faux-bureaucratic status boxes lean into cost-of-living sarcasm, letting buyers quietly commiserate while filling their space with a warm, chosen scent. Matches the trend’s everyday-nihilism and receipt aesthetic for shoppers seeking dry, nonpartisan budget humor and affordability commentary.
Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
- Burning time: 50-60 hours
- Glossy permanent adhesive label on reusable glass vessel
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards; assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
- Choose from 12 different aromatic scents (includes Unscented option)
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
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Seller info
•Business name: Peak Wear
•Business address: Virginia, United States
$25.09
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Unaffordably Alive Candle | cost of living crisis, budget humor