Unaffordably Alive — a deadpan, receipt-style soy candle that pairs budget-humor typography with a muted, utilitarian label. The stark monospaced headline and faux-bureaucratic status boxes lean into cost-of-living sarcasm, letting buyers quietly commiserate while filling their space with a warm, chosen scent. Matches the trend’s everyday-nihilism and receipt aesthetic for shoppers seeking dry, nonpartisan budget humor and affordability commentary.

Product features

- 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar

- Burning time: 50-60 hours

- Glossy permanent adhesive label on reusable glass vessel

- Compliant with ASTM safety standards; assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

- Choose from 12 different aromatic scents (includes Unscented option)

Care instructions

- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.