Bold, sarcastic, and straight to the point. This “Breaking News: Nobody Cares” sweatshirt is perfect for anyone with a dry sense of humor. Cozy, comfy, and impossible to ignore, it’s your new go-to for casual days, errands, or lounging with attitude.

Product features - Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability - Classic crewneck fit with ribbed collar and double-needle stitched seams - Seamless tubular knit body for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste - Embroidered or printed decoration options (chest and wrists) with DTF/DTG labeling - OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically sourced US cotton; made in Nicaragua Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean