This cotton tee is for the loud, laughing, headbanging crowd — the friends who trade riffs and bad puns at basement shows. The design reads like a tongue-in-cheek heraldry: Metal Kingdom Farts — a little ridiculous, defiantly proud. Imagine pulling this on before a garage rehearsal, wearing it to a local metal night, or handing it to your bandmate who never takes anything too seriously. The soft, slightly heathered fabric and classic crew neck settle in like an old favorite, while the bold print lets you wear your sense of humor and allegiance to riffs on your chest. It’s casual, sturdy, and built to take beat-up amps, late-night drives, and beer-splattered stages without losing its edge.

Product features

- Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for year-round comfort

- Tubular knit, no side seams for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste

- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching

- Dual printing: crisp DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork

- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified safety with a 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Tumble dry: low heat