This classic crewneck tee carries a quiet, witty attitude — a soft black canvas with a short, deadpan line across the chest: “I told the priest I would chill.” It feels like a shrug you can wear: relaxed proportions, neat ribbed collar, and a clean, minimalist print that reads like an inside joke. Wear it to coffee runs, late-night record digs, or low-key gatherings where dry humor lands best. The fabric drapes comfortably, the collar keeps its shape, and the tear-away label keeps the back of your neck irritation-free. It’s an easy, everyday shirt that slips into routines and sparks a small smile without trying too hard. Product features - 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner silhouette and less waste - Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape — holds shape and reduces stretching - Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner label and DTG for main chest print — crisp, detailed text - Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty; made in Nicaragua Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat