Someone has interrupted your reading and you were about to find out what Morti was going to do with that rat!

Arghhh! 

You take a deep breath because violence is not the appropriate action here, no matter how much you feel it is justified.

But, do not despair! You have a limited edition ASF DeWeese handstitched blade bookmark to keep your place until you return! Just stab it in the book and you are ready to return to your spot once 'real life' is done being a  plague upon your time.

I get too bored to make exact replicas of things, so you can rest assured that no two bookmarks will be the same. Who knows? I may get tired of making them tomorrow and they'll end up as a rare item!