Why jot down notes quietly like a normal human when you could unleash absolute poultry chaos instead? Introducing the Screaming Chicken Pen, the writing utensil that BAWKS loudly every time you click it. Yes. Every. Single. Time.

It looks like a chicken. It screams like a chicken. It writes like a pen. Truly the holy trinity of office supplies.

Perfect for annoying coworkers, startling friends, spicing up your grocery list, or reminding yourself that life is too short for boring pens. Use it in meetings to assert dominance. Use it at home to confuse your pets. Use it everywhere, because once you’ve experienced the power of the screaming chicken, there is no going back.

Scribble. Click. SCREAM. Your desk has never been this weird—congratulations.

Includes one screaming chicken pen