•THEY SAY YOU SHOULD NEVER TRUST A FART...

but hey, shi- I mean stuff happens, right? Next time there's an accident on mudslide mountain, be prepared! Our state-of-the-art, travel size shart emergency survival kit has your back..side.

•PREPARE TO BE WIPED FROM ALL THE LAUGHTER.

Urine for a treat because the jokes in this kit might be a little corny, but they definitely don't stink. Your husband or boyfriend will be flushed when they open this funny bum set.

•GUARANTEED FOR LIFE.

We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of gag gifts and novelty products. If at any point you're not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!

•THIS GAG GIFT GIVES NEW MEANING TO POTTY HUMOR.

Your best pals are way too mature for fart jokes or toilet pranks, so we developed this high-class shart kit. Give 'em a present that'll have them laughing so hard they may need a quick bathroom break...

•PERFECT SOLUTION FOR YOUR ON-THE-RUN RUNS.

There's a reason why our fully-functional product is number 1 when it comes to number 2. Our tin includes a tissue pack, moist towelettes, disposable underpants and a survival badge for being so brave.

Note: WIPES NOT FLUSHABLE.