Make the most of your misfortune with the Sad Trombone Kit! The perfect addition to any accident-prone environment, this highly detailed desk ornament ensures you're always ready with a timeless, vaudevillian "Womp, womp, womp, wah!"

Equipped with a button that makes the classic sad trombone music, this mini decor is perfect for situations that leave you at a loss for words. From a story of a first date gone horribly wrong to the worst dad joke you've ever heard, the sound of this hilarious horn will turn any failure into a side-splitting win!

As for trombone enthusiasts looking for a different tune, the included mini-booklet features a breakdown of the "happy trombone" throughout history, from Wagner to Diana Ross to modern day indie pop. It also includes a brief history of the sad trombone tradition as we know it; a tradition that you'll continue with every fail-worthy moment you and your tiny trombone punctuate!